Titles of the non-rich and non-famous...

I thought this one was cute...

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Sir Carlton the Sonorous of Westley Waterless Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

And, as for my dulcet darling...

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Countess-Palatine Victoria the Apocalyptic of Giggleswick under Table Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

And, if you don't think Vicki is Apocalyptic, you haven't seen her when she's ticked at me...