Friday Funny: The Incredible Bendable Beka...

Ladeeeeeezzzz and Gentlefishhhhh...

Direct from the Lowest Budget Show on Earth - It's...

The INCREDIBLE BENDABLE Beka!!!

Thrill to the sight of Just Under 50 Pounds of Beautiful Ibizan Hound turning herself into a ball...

FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT!!

Watch in AMAZEMENT as The INCREDIBLE BENDABLE Beka flawlessly executes her never-before-attempted-well-ok-maybe-a-couple-of-times-but-certainly-not-within-the-last-couple-of-days-unless-she-did-it-while-we-were-asleep SIGNATURE MOVE....

THE AMAZING TWO-AND-A-HALF PAW BENDY CURLY THINGIE!! 

(In Pike's Peak Position with Curvy Tail Extension!!!)

TRULY AN EVENT NOT TO BE MISSED!! COME ONE, COME ALL - A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!!  

(If you have the lifespan of a fruit fly, that is...) 

THE INCREDIBLE BENDABLE Beka!!!

Tune in next time to hear BekaV say...

"You know what's REALLY incredible? The amount of your underwear that's about to be shredded after all that poopy you've been YELLING. Sheeesh... The things I put up with! And for what? A few doggie bacon strips..."

"Mmmmm... Bacon... Doggie bacon."

Shade Of My Heart

For 31 Years she's been my one and only Valentine...

And nothing has changed...

At least, in my eyes, nothing has changed.

"I'm for you and you're for me, and we've been set apart...

Place me like a seal, over your heart." 

- Sara Groves

I love you, Shade of my Heart.

Thanks for coming along on a semi-sappy edition of Funny Friday. Tune in next time to hear BekaV say...

"Your ONLY valentine?? ONLY?? Excuse me - the name is Beka VALENTINE Olson... As in, VALENTINE! Sheeeesh!... What am I, chopped liver???

Mmmm............. Liver...

What was I saying??"

Placeholder, thanks to Beka...

Two of my favorite things... a big ol' ball of yarn, and a big ol' ball of warm doggie. There's winter comfort right there, my friends.

I'm pondering something rather heavy at the moment, so as she always does so well, Beka steps in to fill in the gap. Thank you, baby dog...

"You're welcome, dad. Although I must remind you that it is customary to provide some sort of compensation for good service... 15% minimum, although more is recommended for exemplary service. Universal doggie currency (bacon strips) preferred. Thank you for coming in - have a pleasant day..."

*sigh* Hand me that bag of doggie bacon strips, would you?

Friday / Saturday Funny Fluffy - Bekapalooza!

Well, I've actually made it through a month or so of the new "publishing schedule." It's the sort of thing that bloggers are supposed to do - let your readers know when new stuff is out, so they might look forward to it with anticipation.

4.78 readers at a time, that is...

And, as I promised, when I'm at week's end and don't really have anything funny or fluffy to add to the weekend, we get the obligatory picture of Beka...

Like, for example, when she contorts herself into something like that. And pretty well convinces me that her bones are rubber.

Yup. That's the ticket. That's what I'm talkin' about. Whoomp, there it is.

When your legs go on for, oh, several MILES, I guess you have options...

Many options...

Many, many options...

Some of which, frankly, I don't want to think about.

And others that are just plain hilarious... like forgetting to unlock the back legs before the front ones collapse into the chair and we fall asleep with our hiney in the air. WAY too funny...

**Ahem...**

Oops - sorry.  Let's get back to something like this, shall we?...

All better now?

**Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...**

I'll take that as a "yes." *Tiptoes from room, letting sleeping Beka lie...*